Steve’s Picks For The Wyatt Six
The Wyatt 6? Surely the Wyatt 1 would be better. Say it to yourself. See? 6. Like the Sinister 6. Or, considering it’s WWE, the Suckass Six.
Huskus The Pig | Henry O Godwinn
Well, he is a pig, so it doesn’t take Poirot to come up with Henry O Godwinn. Last seen in NAWA pouring slop on AJ Frost – what an audition. Some on, who does want to see Hunter in another Hog Pen match?
Mercy the Buzzard | CM Punk
CM Punk. See, he’s swerved the swerve he swerved himself with to swerve both Tony Khan and Hunter. Expect a Beak Bomb. Make sure his seed cake is moist.
Abby the Witch | Shane McMahon
My money’s on Shane McMahon? Why? He has to be somewhere in the WWE and he pops up when you least expect it; expect Abby to start sweating and then jump off a 420-foot cage into a pit of crocodiles.
Ramblin’ Rabbit | Abe ‘Knuckleball’ Schwartz
This is clearly Abe ‘Knuckleball’ Schwartz. After all, they both had white costumes, they popped up occasionally and they weren’t around for long. The difference? People care about Rambling Rabbit.
The Fiend | Purple Haze Mark Lewin
Purple Haze Mark Lewin. Why not, he came first. He did it first. He did it without makeup. He didn’t need a fancy mask. He was pretty terrifying. Without help. Dig out some Florida Wrestling of the early 80’s. Just to see how it’s actually done.
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